"I'm not drunk!" After that, I seized his collar and asked him in a solemn tone, "Do you hear me?"

"Nope, you're not even close to being drunk at all." If I had been awake, I would have been able to see the roll of his eyes that he was giving me.

But not only was I very inebriated, but I was also behaving in a manner that was not consistent with who I am. In a normal situation, I would behave in a submissive and restrained manner in front of everyone. But at this point, I felt exactly the same as a student who was abruptly informed that he...