There was a loud banging on the door, so I pushed myself up off the couch. I had been bundled up in a blanket so I wore my cocoon draped over my shoulders straight to the door, since it was probably just one of my roommates who had forgotten their key and they'd seen me looking worse.

I opened the door and immediately realized my mistake as I took in Porter's face and the determined set of his jaw. I tried to shut it, but he was too fast, getting his foot in place before I could slam it in his face. "Porter! What are you doing here?" I snapped....