"And you'd be okay if I wanted a guy to give me a massage?" she asked, smiling. She's pretty naive, but she knew the answer to that one.

"Of course. And if it makes you feel better, there will be a woman with her hands all over my body too," I joked. I've never heard her express interest in that being something she'd find hot, but I had a feeling it would appeal to her sense of fairness.

"Sure, we can do that then. But then I get to pick something too." Yes, because I'm sure she'll be suffering with my first choice of activities.

As we browsed through the...