We were not in a hurry to go down to the main area for breakfast, so it was close to 9:30 by the time we straggled in. I actually don't mind sharing tables for hotel breakfasts with folks I've never met, but the place had mostly cleared out, so we took an empty table and sat down to eat. My wife is a relatively fearless eater by the standards of most women. She makes it clear that she doesn't exercise to look like a supermodel, she exercises for the sake of waffles. Between the two of us gobbling down our favorite meal of the day, and our somewhat loud and...