I am currently at the mall with Arlene, we decided to ditch school after lunch, to get Luke's gift and the decorations for his surprise birthday party tomorrow at Justin's house.

Arlene says, let's buy some clothes for him", I shake my head. I don't know what Luke likes so I text Justin.

Me: What does Luke like?

Jerk: Food, sports, girls, naked girls in magazines

Me: Not you dumbass

Justin: Don't know, but I heard him talking about wanting to go to a water park because his parents died before he was about to

Me: Thanks

I know just what to give him, a hoverboard and tickets to the...