Skipping up to two days before Luke's birthday

Luke's birthday is this Saturday and I have no idea what to get him. Arlene and I are currently waiting on the guys in the parking lot.

I ask, "Arlene, what do you think I should get Luke?"

She's filing her nails, she replies, "a girlfriend", we both burst out laughing.

Then Stephanie and her minions come up to us and fake laughing as well.

She says, "Hi Arlene, hi hoe."

Who the hell is she referring to? Maybe herself.

I retort, "are you referring to yourself? Because I don't see anyone else dress like you except your bottom flies."

Arlene laughs....