"You're not taking me to a nude beach, are you?"

"No! I am taking you to a private beach, though."

"A private beach?"

"Uhm...yeah. I don't want you to flip out, but I have a beach house, and we're going there."

"You...you have...have...a beach house?"

"Yes."

"If you have a beach house, why are we staying at the hotel?"

"Because it's closer to the stadium, and...that's where most of my stuff is. I'm usually only here when I need some quiet time. It's a perfect place to study...."

"Why do I need a bathing suit if we're going to your house?"

"Uhm...because it's on the beach, and you can't lay...