I drop Jenny off at her apartment on my way to class. She's going to pack her things and move into our house permanently--our house.

After class, I'm walking to my car when this chick walks up to me and starts cussing me out. She calls me every name in the book, even a few that I don't think I've ever heard before. So I stand there, waiting for her to finish, and when she does, I have only a few words for her, "Sure...whatever, lady...nutjob."

Shaking off that odd experience, I drive to Jenny's to see how she's doing. Before I go inside, I send a text to my...