I could say that Alice was really weird. Just because she found out that her crush was in the house, she has been staring at the sleeping Andrew like a creepy person.

"He might melt," I said to her.

She giggled, refusing to hold back. She insisted that she will guard her prince no matter what, even though he was just drunk. She's overacting.

"If Andrew melts, I'll be the one to lick him," she said, acting all love-struck.

Can I kick this girl out of our house?

"Girl, you are so gross!”

"Just kidding, I'm just being silly. But why is my Andrew here? Maybe he wants to court...