But I want to pause here. Because, to this point, I'm sure you're dubious about all of this, but maybe not in complete disbelief. After all, there are plenty of stories out there where a woman (usually a blood relative) accidentally plants herself on a penis (or plants a penis in herself? I don't know the correct terminology). And I think that while we can all agree it's extremely unlikely, the scenario has achieved a kind of fictional plausibility (like bigfoot or aliens or even sibling incest, itself) where we're all willing to accept that it's a thing that might possibly happen, despite how overtly unlikely it actually is.

So,...