"You'd really rather be stuck like this for hours instead of enduring a few seconds of..."

"A few seconds!?"

"Shut up," I said.

"I feel so bad for Karen."

"Shut up! And her name is Kelly. All I'm saying is, it'll be awkward for like, a little bit. As quick as I can make it. But then my dick will shrink, and we'll be free. I get that it'll be weird, but, honestly, I don't see what the problem is."

"You don't see the problems," Madison said. Her snarl would have been way more intimidating if she wasn't currently impaled on my pole. "That's right, problemS. Plural. First, if you...