"Fuck me."
His eyes widened. "What ?!"
He laughed slightly. "You're really crazy!"
What's funny there? I'm not crazy, is it bad that I'm bored of a vampire ahead of me?
"I'm not fucky crazy! I want you to devirginized me!" It's not that difficult! I'm sure during his lifetime he has slept a lot.
Fucky! Vampires are the undead, so I'm wrong, let me rephrase that. During his death, the women who wanted to marry them were also dead.
His eyebrows furrowed. "You're a virgin?"
"Isn't it obvious?"
He licked lips as he crossed his arms again. "Virgins don't ask a stranger to fuck them," his eyes scanned my...