The monkeys and I looked at each other silly. The monkey couldn't believe it was real. He looked at me and Xiaolan. He rubbed his eyes as if he were dreaming.

Xiao Lan smiled, then put on a tight face and pretended to be angry. "You said you two big men were sleeping together, nauseous?"

I laughed.

The monkey is still like a sculpture, stunned and staring at Xiaolan.

"What are you looking at, asshole!" Xiao Lan scolded.'I've only been away for a few days, and you've created this virtue in your family? Look at the wine bottles everywhere. Why don't you drink yourself to death? My God! Monkey, you...