Chapter 007 Monkeys

Chapter 007 Monkeys

"Of course it's true." I said, "You can always trust me this time. Let me beg you, Master. Would you like to go first?"

"I can't go then." The monkey said, "If for other reasons, you let me go, I can think about it, but if I have a girlfriend, then I can't go anyway."

"Why?" I don't understand.

"Think about it, Yu Hao, among all my friends, you are the most foolish. If you look for a woman, I will not give you a good guard. In case you are deceived, how fine the women are and how dark the society is now. Did you say that? Monkeys are serious nonsense.

"Roll around, who's scarce, you help me check." I said, "You can go where you want to stay cool."

Where would this kid stop like that? He squeezed me out of the way before I noticed it.

After entering the house, the monkey was stunned. Obviously, he didn't think that my girlfriend was so beautiful. I said that Liu Ruyue's beauty could easily capture the attention of ordinary men.

"This is my buddy monkey." While I introduced Liu Ruyue, I pinched the monkey with Liu Ruyue on my back, reminding him not to stare at others in such a colorful way.

Liu Ruyue also stood up, laughed and said, "Hello."

generous and appropriate.

The monkey smiled and walked over, shook hands with Liu Ruyue, and said solemnly, "I'm glad to meet you. I've heard your buddies mention you long ago, saying you're beautiful. I've got immunity. I didn't expect to see a real person, or I was shocked. Did you ever play any TV plays or movies? I've definitely seen you on TV."

I shook my head and felt helpless. Every time I saw a beautiful girl, the monkey talked nonsense to others. From classmates I didn't know on campus, waiters in restaurants, and nurses in hospitals, it was the same as flattery. For example, when he saw someone on TV just now, I heard it no more than three times.

"You said that this person and everyone are carrying a head on two shoulders, how can the gap be so big, how can you grow so good-looking? I haven't seen such a beautiful girl as you in half my life. The monkey continued his shameless compliments.

I really took this kid's shameless energy. I guess if I had half his shameless energy, I would never be single until now.

I was afraid that he would talk nonsense and frighten people. I quickly stopped him and said, "You're enough, boy. Next, do you want to say that the fairy would be like you at most when she goes down to earth?" I'm about to recite your word. Can you change something fresh?

The monkey laughed shamelessly.'You say you're really boring. Why do you poke me, you can't save me some face?'

Liu Ruyue is no wonder, just a faint smile. I think with her beauty, I'm afraid I've met many men like monkeys these years, and I'm accustomed to it. She just said, "Your friend has not had breakfast, if not, let's eat some together. I'll fry two more eggs."

I said in a hurry, "He ate it."

Unexpectedly, the monkey almost said to me at the same time, "I haven't eaten yet."

Liu Ruyue smiled and turned into the kitchen.

While she was not staying, I quickly whispered to the monkey, "Is there no end to your boy?"

The monkey looked at Liu Ruyue's back with a grim smile, patted me on the shoulder and said, "You can, boy, I still despise you. I don't usually do it. It's a big fish. It's like this."

It's still very useful. Although she's not my girlfriend, she's just a young woman who has temporarily loaned with me for two nights (and the relationship sounds complicated), I'm a little proud to hear the monkey say so.

"We're just friends." I said with a pretence of calm.

I know that sometimes when you deliberately hide something, people feel that the truth is never the same.

Sure enough, the monkey listened to me, more distrustful, and said, "Don't pretend to be your kid. Brother, I really envy you. I don't know where you came from. You said that your father had to donate a lot of underwear to the monks in the temple (my father is engaged in underwear business) in order to accumulate such a great virtue for you. It seems that I really have to believe that fools are blessed with fools."

"Go to you!" I gave him a cruel blow without any hesitation. "I'll tell you, boy, if you have something to say, you can get away with it." Don't talk nonsense here."

"Yes, can you lend me some more money?" He said lightly.

"Borrowing money again?" I said, "Didn't you lend it to you last night? Did you forget about drinking? I can tell you, boy, I lent you 5000 last night, plus 5000 last time, just 10,000. Don't make me confused."

"I know, remember, it's not that you won't be returned. Why are you so stingy? I remember clearly that last month's 5,000, last night's 5,000, and today's 5,000 are just 15,000. I'll pay you back next month.

I couldn't help laughing and crying and scolding.'Who told you that I was going to lend you today, you arranged it yourself. Yesterday, borrowing money was bribing your mother-in-law. Today, what's the reason today? Did your father-in-law visit you again?

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