I hate hospitals.

I was wheeled into the Emergency Room and examined briefly. "Mr. Volkov, your shoulder is dislocated. We're going to give you some drugs to relax your muscles, then we will use the Stimson technique to put it back in place."

"Just do it, Doc. I'd have done it myself if they would have let me do it."

He just shook his head. "I'm going to roll you onto your stomach; just let your arm hang towards the floor." He had a nurse hold tension down on the arm while he massaged the muscles, then moved my arm and shoulder blade. I felt it pop back in place,...