"So, John," Kelly said after we ordered cocktails, "tell me how you two met."

I relayed the story.

"And they say chivalry is dead," Kelly observed.

"That's what I said!" Kat said.

"I have been trying to get Kat to find someone who could unleash her wild side in Houston," Kelly said.

"We use an iceberg metaphor to describe how deep into debauchery we're going," I said and laughed as I looked Kat in the eyes.

"He goes really deep," Kat said flirtatiously.

"You two lovers!" Kelly said.

Dinner was superb. We had the classic smoked salmon and caviar pizza, as well as a truffle pizza, and shared salads. Wine...