We spent the next few hours Strip-hopping. We started next door at the Venetian, where we took a break at Bouchon Bistro to drink cold white wine and eat oysters on the patio. We took turns with the bullet in the restroom, and our energy level remained invigorated. It was exciting to just be another anonymous couple in Vegas.

We played craps at Aria, then stopped for drinks at the Chandelier Bar at the Cosmopolitan. Kat particularly loved the Cosmo.

"This is where Kelly and I would stay," she explained. "The Marquee, day and night, was our favorite. I'm guessing I've done more blow and taken more dick in this...