"I'm Amber," she said and smiled. She had cool blue eyes, dyed blonde hair in need of a touchup, and breasts that poured out the cups of the bustier.

"Thanks for taking such good care of us, Amber," Kat said and smiled warmly.

I put my arm around Kat as we settled in and observed the scene.

"I'm going to make Amber an ally," she said.

"Smart thinking," I said. "Wait staff always knows what's going on."

Amber returned with our Champagne, and Kat continued to chat with her, asking how the night was going and how she was doing. It was kind but also served the purpose of getting...