CA: He choked me. I loved it.

CA: Shut up.

AU: I didn't say anything tf.

CA: I can feel the judgment, bitch.

AU: Does your life insurance know that you like being strangled?

CA: If strangulation is the way I expire, then so be it.

The kitchen and I don't really mix well with each other. I am not a kitchen princess. Not at all. The kitchen is where the knives are. I like to stay far away from those.

Not because I have murder thoughts, because I do have those. No, It's because when I was younger I tried to remove the pit from an avocado by stabbing...