18. I WANT A DIVORCE 

"Hi Lisa, I think I'm getting a divorce," Lena informed her best friend over the phone.

"What happened this time?" Lisa huffed a sigh, knowing Lena was mad at Darian again.

"Darian is arrogant, he's a bastard and I can't deal with him anymore. See Lisa, I have tried, I have tried to be good to him but he doesn't deserve my kindness." She rolled her eyes and hissed out loudly. "He's an asshole, a big one!" She screeched.

"Calm down, okay? What happened this time and how do you want me to punish him? Do you want me to make him the villain in...