It’s Saturday and I am on first tonight. When I hear the music playing loudly and the men screaming for me to come on out, I smile seductively and slink out onto stage in the pussycat outfit that Brandon picked out for me today. “I think that you will be the cat’s meow and make everyone purr tonight in this little thing.” He said with a hint of sarcasm in his voice as he dangled the one-piece black furry thing in front of my eyes.

There is barely anything to it and if he expects me to be able to strip tease out of it, he has another thing coming....