“I can’t believe you talked me into this.” He says to me while we walk down the two tracks on the way to the cabin.

We decided earlier when we first arrived that it would be fun to camp out under the stars for the night. That is until we were chased by a badger who was not happy that we were close to her babies. When you have a ball of fur attacking you with razor sharp teeth and claws, you tend to run.

“Hey, you were the one who said that you wanted to have sex in the woods.” I reply before stepping over the log in the...