With a heavy heart, I looked at the receding back of the vampire and, contrary to all logic, I felt small, defenseless and alone.

How I wanted him to change his mind and we became not only friends, but also something more. Again feel the sweetness of his caresses, the burning passion of a kiss, his warm hand, dispersing happy goosebumps through the body ...

“Don't leave me, Lee…” a dreary thought flashed through my head.

Having reached the middle of the clearing, the vampire suddenly stopped abruptly, turned around and flew up to me with a swift whirlwind.

“I’m not made of iron, Lexi!” And my self-control lately leaves much to be desired. So you better not provoke me, girl! Trust me, you will regret it! he breathed, and I saw a feverish gleam in his darkened eyes.

Not allowing me to come to my senses and not paying any attention to my newly-appeared fiance-idol, he wound my long brown hair around his fist, threw back my head and bit me with a hard kiss. Without tenderness and affection, his lips and tongue tormented my mouth with a purely animal, primal passion.

It was as if he showed me the imperious and cruel side of his vampire incarnation and showed who he really is - a dangerous predator from whom you will not expect pity and mercy. But if he hoped to scare me and push me away from him, then he very much miscalculated. How did he turn me on!

My heart pounded like crazy, adrenaline covered me with a swift tsunami, instantly turning off my brain and leaving only instincts. And the pleasure immediately spread like liquid lava through the veins, flowing into a painfully sweet pulsating lump in the lower abdomen. Never in my life have I experienced such sharp emotions and sensations! I wanted to melt in his strong hands, dissolve in him and obey his every movement.

He released me as suddenly as he jumped up. With a hot whisper in his ear, "You're playing with fire, baby," Lee caused a whole battalion of goosebumps to burn, and now I'm looking at his receding back again.

Only now my mouth is parted in convulsive breathing, blood is pounding in my temples like a cast-iron hammer, my stomach is twisted in a painful spasm of disappointment, and even an unhealthy thought flashed through to rape the elf in order to relieve this wild tension. What if he can and I can't?

But just one look at the impassive face of the eared Terminator, and this crazy idea was immediately dispelled to the wind.

- Roxy! - The vampire, who had already moved away from us at a decent distance, turned around and called his fluffy weapon of mass destruction.

But instead of rushing after the owner, the panther suddenly approached me and gracefully lay down at my feet.

- Roxy!!! the vampire growled angrily.

In response, the big kitty defiantly and very ticklishly licked my knees and buried her nose in her boots.

"Okay," Lee relented. “You’re in charge of her head, okay? he waved his hand at me doomedly, and the panther nodded eagerly.

Oh how. Now I have a cat-bodyguard. Cool! At least some good news from this crazy day.

“See you at the ball, Lexi,” the vampire threw me already over his shoulder, snapped his fingers, and a wild number of people in silver helmets and light chain mail immediately poured into the clearing from all sides.

Wow, how quietly they hid in the bushes all this time!

Kai quickly approached me and hugged me in a businesslike way, and I watched in a slight stupor as one of the elven warriors brought an unusual white animal, similar to a horse, but with a lion's head, to Lee.

A dark-haired teenage page in a dark camisole ran up to the vampire and threw a long bright red velvet cape over the shoulders of the lord.

The emperor jumped on a predator-horse and after a couple of seconds, with a scarlet cloth fluttering behind his back, disappeared from view.

Effectively left, you will not say anything ...

Behind him, lined up in three rows, his warriors followed in even ranks.

– It seems that your name is Lexi, – in the ensuing silence, the elf either asked or stated.

"Forgot to ask before you climbed on me, huh?" I frowned.

I tried to get away from him, but they wouldn't let me.

- L hate you! I sighed angrily in his face.

"You'll get used to it," came the indifferent reply.

Continuing to press me tightly to his naked hot torso, Kai drew a semicircle in the air with his free hand, and something resembling a ghostly arch sparkled in front of us. Picking me up in his arms like a fluff, the elf headed into this sparkling fog, and my big fluffy bodyguard kitty calmly trotted after us.

I felt a little scared, and I reflexively grabbed Kai by the neck, noticing how surprise flashed in his cornflower blue eyes.

We were in this portal for a fraction of a second, and, apart from the multi-colored small lights that filled everything around in a gray haze and the strong smell of ozone, I did not manage to notice anything.

And we went out into a spacious and bright room with gray stone walls. A large bed with a beige bedspread, a low oval bedside table made of light wood and white silk curtains on the huge windows made up the whole setting. It smelled of vanilla and cocoa, and only one detail emphasized the wealth of the owner of this room - a fluffy carpet. Huge and golden, it was so chic and soft in appearance that I wanted to touch it.

The curtains were drawn tightly, and I didn't notice any light bulbs, candles, or chandeliers, but it was light nonetheless.

When my eyes fell on the panther, I was surprised to find that my clothes from the clearing and even my purse were clamped in her teeth. You are my kitty! When did she get it? But Kai's camisole and shirt were ignored by her and remained somewhere in the forest.

Walking over to the nightstand, Roxy carefully placed my things on it.

As soon as Kai lowered me to my feet, the portal behind us silently disappeared into the air. It will be necessary somehow to find out how the elf does it, and also learn such tricks.

“This is my bedroom,” Kai deigned to explain and gave a short order: “Take off your clothes!”

- What??? I exhaled in shock and backed away, feeling mentally unprepared for the next portion of the two-minute "pleasure". But after a few steps, she was unceremoniously intercepted by an impudent blond.

Despite my resistance and unflattering, very loud and most imaginative epithets addressed to him, this eared maniac again stripped me naked, and at the formidable roar of the panther, he only turned to my intercessor and coldly said:

- Get out of my room!

But the panther still did not go anywhere. After giving me a long, regretful look, the big kitty lay down on the floor next to the bed.

It's lovely. Now I'm going to be raped in the presence of an intelligent cat.

Kai picked me up again, pressed me against my strong, blood-stained body, and, to my surprise, carried me past the bed. Approaching the wall, he pressed on a lighter than the rest, a stone the size of a brick, and in front of us immediately opened a passage into a spacious room with a bath, shower, toilet, large mirror and sink. Wow! Just like in rich earthly houses! The walls here were clad in luminous blue stone, and the ceiling shone white.

While I was turning my head around with interest, Kai put me in the bath, turned on the water and began to wash like a doll or a child. He glided over my body with a foaming soft washcloth and looked at the same time as if I were a rare figurine purchased in an antique store, from which the dust of centuries must be urgently washed off.

His hand methodically and leisurely walked over my legs, buttocks, back, stomach, crotch and chest. And I wanted to cry with frustration: I felt almost nothing. I am washed in the bathroom by such a chic handsome man with a naked muscular torso and bottomless cornflower blue eyes, and it feels like a husband with whom I have lived for at least a hundred years. No passion, desire and butterflies in the stomach, as if we had been married with him for a bunch of years and managed to get children, grandchildren and even great-grandchildren.

As soon as he touched the tattoo, the body was covered with a feeling of warmth, security and a semblance of happiness. Apparently, now this is my new erogenous zone. And also the only one.

Be that as it may, I relaxed and already phlegmatically perceived the end of the process of my washing. Then they carefully wrapped me in a huge terry towel and carried me to the bed, where they thoroughly wiped me down and, like a child, dressed me in a long white men's cotton shirt and similar trousers, since, apparently, there were no women's clothes in the bedside table. Looking puzzled at the pants slipping off my buttocks, the elf tightened the elastic on them. Caring, however, I have a fiancé.

Having completed these manipulations, Kai put me to bed, covered me with a blanket, kissed my forehead and with the words: “I will sleep in the guest room this night,” he left. I was dumbfounded. Either rejoice that he left, or lament that he sees in me only a living toy. And this fraternal kiss on the forehead finished me off completely.

The vampire advised me to make a human out of an elf. But, damn it, how difficult it will be ...

As soon as the oak door closed behind Kai, the light in the room slowly began to go out. Interesting here they have, however, the lighting system. There was absolute silence, and I felt like I was buried in an abandoned bunker. A huge pile of thoughts and memories of the events of today swarm in my head, and in this chaos of images, emotions and feelings I literally drowned. In addition, anxiety for Murzik came up: how is he there without me, dear? How many days will he have to go without food before they miss me and break the door to the apartment? And my poor mother - I can imagine what it would be like for her to find out that her daughter was missing ...

Somewhere on the floor there was a quiet stir, the room was again filled with a soft, pleasant light, and a panther jumped onto the bed. Licking me on the cheek reassuringly, the big kitty trampled around a little and settled comfortably at my feet, putting her paw on my knees in a businesslike way.

My heart immediately warmed up and there was a feeling as if someone had run a soft fluffy mitten over my heart. All anxieties and a feeling of loneliness instantly evaporated, and I had already begun to fall asleep in such a pleasant company, when my hungry stomach suddenly growled.

Kai didn’t even think about the fact that living toys need food, and I lost my appetite on my nerves, even though I ate the last time during the day at work. That's just my stomach was categorically disagree with this state of affairs and resolutely declared itself.

For some reason, this sound alarmed the panther. Throwing her head up, the kitty looked at me puzzled, then jumped to the floor, made a couple of nervous circles around the room and rushed to the exit. I watched in amazement as she grabbed the doorknob with her teeth, turned it, pulled it towards her and jumped out into the corridor.

The kitty returned ten minutes later, and not alone, but with prey. First, from the corridor, I heard someone's heart-rending screams, the sound of broken dishes, falling bodies and the crack of broken wood, and then the door to Kai's bedroom opened ajar and Roxy leaked in with a satisfied face and a large basket in her teeth. She brought food! Just a miracle, not a panther. I hope she didn't kill anyone in the process.

I didn't want to litter the bed with crumbs, the bedside table was too small, so Roxy and I sat comfortably on the plush carpet, the surface of which was like the softest rabbit fur, only golden.

Squeaking with delight and expressing my deep gratitude to Roxy, I began to lay out the tasty treats obtained in an unequal battle on the floor. Among the trophies were: a spoon with a knife, a fish salad in a glass vase, egg pies, sliced ​​cheese on a plate, a stick of sausage, a large pack of some kind of juice, exotic fruits and a bottle of wine covered with dust and cobwebs.

Having laid out this edible wealth in front of us, Roxy and I began to eat. Panther at first modestly refused to eat, demonstrating with her paw that all this was for me, but I persisted, and she still kept me company. I leaned on the contents of the glass vase, and the kitty phlegmatically began to crush the sausage. The salad was amazingly delicious, just like everything else. There was no glass or cup available, so the juice, which looked like tomato, had to be drunk directly from the pack. And the wine, respectively, from the throat.

In general, in that ordinary earthly life, I was an avid teetotaler and treated alcohol negatively. She could sip a little out of courtesy during the celebration of someone's birthday, but nothing more. And then, looking at an old, judging by the appearance, bottle, I thought: why not? What if this will help me to forget at least for a while and remove the mental chaos from my head? Besides, I have a wedding tomorrow, which means I need to celebrate it somehow. Let's have a bachelorette party with Roxy. Judging by the contented muzzle, the kitty was in perfect agreement with me. I wouldn't be surprised if she turns out to be a mind reader, just like Lee.

I tried to open the bottle, but the mission proved impossible. Looking skeptically at my attempts to get to the alcohol, the kitty took it away from me with her paw and quickly opened it with her teeth. And then came the fun, which was remembered only in fragments.

I remember my surprise when the kitty drank half the bottle in one gulp and handed it to me. I took only one sip, and I was immediately covered. It was as if someone had thrown a sweet dense veil over the brain, hiding all sorrows and anxieties. Immediately strongly drawn to exploits and similar pranks.

It seems that I began to tell kitty my biography, interspersing the narrative with hysterical laughter, and then for some reason we decided to rip apart the basket and see if the salad bowl would break if we threw it at the door. Crashed.

An elf ran up to a terrible roar in exactly the same robe as mine and froze at the threshold in a complete stupor.

- What's going on here? His face darkened like a thunderstorm. Aivazovsky would be here to capture this masterpiece.

“P-p-celebrate,” I said, proudly tossing my head, and graciously allowed: “P-p-join!” She handed him the nearly finished bottle.

Seeing that we were drinking, the elf bulged his eyes and exhaled noisily.

“Tell me, do you respect me?” - I asked the eternal question of all alcoholics with a slurred tongue.

Judging by the bruised appearance, my robot has now had a matrix reboot. Apparently, he did not know how to lie: the built-in program did not allow, and telling the truth was fraught. You never know how his drunken bride will react to the information that he does not even consider her a person.

Therefore, Kai continued to stand silently with his mouth ajar and cutely flapping his eyes. Oh, what beautiful eyelashes he has ... Such long, fluffy ones. Yes, and he himself is very even nothing ... I wonder if if you tickle his tummy, will he laugh or will he stand like an idol? Oh, it seems that I was taken to the wrong steppe ...

- You understand, dear, I have a bachelorette party! I'm getting married! For a robot! We must celebrate! – I said and hiccupped.

Kai's face twisted in confusion. If the vampire was aware of this otherworldly concept, then the elf was clearly unfamiliar with this phenomenon and did not understand with whom I was comparing him now.

– You me this … took! Forcibly! And this is how he ... tied! He chose, in short. Like in a store. Now you must show respect for the wedding… these, whatever… traditions of my nation! I let out a confused tirade.

- What traditions? the blonde was worried.

- What-what, rich! I said decisively. - And in general, where is the male striptease put to me? - I did not let up.

- What??? Kai's already pale face became white spots.

- Well, slow erotic undressing of pretty men to the music. Although you can not slow, but definitely erotic! – meticulously clarified I and licked his lips. And Roxy totally agrees with me! Yes, friend? - I tightly hugged the kitty in solidarity with me by the neck.

Kai breathed quite nervously, and the panther nodded with a drowsy air of Winnie the Pooh, who had seized on the honey.

- Well, you know, it's too much! the elf hissed.

Something made him very upset. He stands there, twitching his ears angrily. Oops, did my robot get changed? Or did I break it? Damn, I told the vampire that hubby wouldn't last long with me. Did not believe. Oh, he does not protect his generals .

- Nothing can be done, tradition! I philosophically spread my hands and hiccupped again. - So come on, turn on the music and start to please the bride! By the way, I can even help you! I came up with a brilliant idea.

In uneven zigzags, I reached the raincoat lying on the floor, rummaged in my pockets and fished out a mobile phone. I poked around the screen, found the desired file, and after a couple of seconds, the Imagine Dragons “Radioactive” song poured out of the speakers throughout the room.

- Get undressed! - I returned the order to the groom.

Letting out an unintelligible groan, the elf flew out of the room like a bullet, and Roxy and I burst into wild laughter. This is the first time I've heard a panther laugh! Yes, so contagious, with grunts!

And then we bawled songs until the morning. Well, how they bawled. I was tearing my ligaments, and Roxy was meowing in places in a low voice, but so well that we had a great duet with her. Will have to do it again somehow.

At least, the servants then asked me for a whole week who Katyusha was, what the title of “junior lieutenant was a young boy”, where the blue carriage was going, and in what forest the Christmas tree was born. And also - they asked to repeat for an encore "I am free." The last song seems to have particularly hooked them.