Though it was nearly midnight, the parking lot at Uncle Mike’s was full and I had to park in the warehouse’s lot next door. My little Rabbit wasn’t alone, but it looked worried among all the SUVs and trucks. I don’t know why the fae like big vehicles, but you never see one driving a Geo Metro.

There are several bars near the fae reservation in Walla Walla, about sixty miles up the highway, that claim to be fae hangouts to attract publicity. There was a new bar, not too far from my shop, that billed itself out as a werewolf den. But you won’t find Uncle Mike advertising for...