"Oh yeah." He grins. "But it's cute. Kind of soft and snorting like a little pig."

My hands are on my hips. "Now I know you're messing with me," he said.

He reaches out and grabs my waist, almost with doubt. "Darren is the one who snores."

"Just a little bit." I let him lead me closer until I have to put one leg up on the mattress and straddle him. The move pulls my robe apart a little, until the tie is the only thing holding it together.

Milo looks down and lets out a big sigh. "This can't be true."

"Do I seem fake to you?" I plop...