Not long after, dinner was served and Nathan generously picked out some fine wine from his cellar to treat his guest of the day, Linux.

Tonight's dinner was roast mutton and Rex was overjoyed. Stuffing food into his mouth, he said, "Wow, Commander! Did you specially prepare a whole roasted lamb because you knew that I was coming today?"

Nathan replied, "Don't flatter yourself. Today is my 800 day marriage anniversary with my wife."

Hearing this, Rex was rendered speechless.

Meanwhile, Hilda silently counted with her fingers and realized that they really had been married for 800 days. She saw a large lamb being kept in the backyard of the...