It's not easy to get rid of Lin Feng. The child star is relieved. It seems that he has to go to the temple to ask for a talisman one day. Just arrived at the door of the dormitory, I heard a voice that was not conducive to social harmony: "brother's knowledge, preserved egg, preserved egg, you know how to sleep, just like a pig". Don't listen to me so well, look for knowledge. In fact, there is a famous saying in the dormitory of boys: "knowledge is like underwear, although it can't be seen, it's very important.". So, the child star kicked the door open, and he saw their "great" Chief Secretary Li lingzheng's three points all exposed everywhere looking for his mask. Child star has a big drink: "you are a hooligan. In broad daylight, you are in such a holy place (although there are bags of broken shoes, smelly socks and snacks everywhere in the room, but in our mind it is sacred and inviolable). You are naked, damaging our room. It's really hard for heaven to accommodate. Come to people, close the door and take photos.". As soon as the voice dropped, two mobile phones came out of the bed of two beds. They only listened to "click, click" a few times, and several "photos" were stored in the mobile phone brilliantly. However, Li Ling, the chief of the building, looked at the child star and his accomplice with hatred regardless of his head. Li Dashe quickly put on his clothes. He didn't know where his "knowledge" was found. He quickly climbed onto a bed and said softly and flatteringly, "Xiaofeng, Su Dashi, what do you say about our relationship? Look at those photos..." I saw Su Xiaofeng poke his head out of the quilt, take a look at Li Ling, hit him and said: "our relationship..." Su Xiaofeng nodded, Li Ling's face beamed, and he leaned forward and said, "well, I'll say Xiaofeng..." "Wait a minute." before Li Ling finished, Su Xiaofeng interrupted him. "I haven't finished yet. What's your hurry? By the way, who is Tong Xing? Why haven't you seen him?" Li Ling fainted directly after hearing this, and Tong Xing also vomited blood! Li Ling struggles to straighten up his injured body and says, "Su, you are cruel." he turns his head and climbs to the other bed. "I say that you are not going to treat your brother like Li Xiaofeng's son of a bitch. He clenches his fist when he says that." Li Ling threatens me. Why What to do? "And then there was a sinister smile. Li Ling was hit again. In a fit of rage, he hit the bed with a thump. Before he came and spoke, he just heard a click. Then there were two screams of over 100 decibels. He saw that the top bunk was leaking directly and hit the bottom bunk. The child star patted his chest and said with a lingering fear: "fortunately, I didn't sleep late today, or I would not be smashed into a meat cake." the child star dormitory is a room for four people , peanuts sleep on his top bunk, Li Xiaofeng sleep on Li Ling's top bunk. In fact, the bed is quite strong, but the weight of this person is too full. He is 1.78 meters tall, but his weight is 220 Jin. The reason why they call him a child star is because he is relatively round. Generally speaking, he is so heavy that he shouldn't sleep in the upper bunk. In fact, he is also responsible for himself. On the day of Freshmen's enrollment, everyone said that he was allowed to sleep under the bunk, but he didn't want to live or die. He said that he couldn't go up high because of his weight, so he wanted to experience the feeling of being superior in the dormitory. So at his insistence, everyone gave the upper bunk to him selflessly. I have slept here for more than a year, but there is no problem. I should be unlucky today. I have a skin egg of 220kg. Li Ling is an authentic northeast guy, with a height of 1.85M. Although he is not fat, he has a weight of more than 130kg. With his angry strike, the whole upper berth collapses.
seeing the sudden disaster, Tong Xing hurriedly ran to observe the situation, and Li Xiaofeng hurriedly got up and looked down from the loopholes in the upper bunk. It doesn't matter at this sight, but they are very happy. They see the fur egg wrapped under the quilt, with half of their fat thighs exposed, and the expression is painful and wailing. Li Ling, the chief of the big house, holds the fur egg tightly, and the big mouth just sticks to the fat face of the fur egg. When Li Xiaofeng, a child star, was laughing wildly, Li Ling yelled, stood up, rushed to the bathroom, and then heard Li Ling's painful retch. The two of them were deeply sympathetic to his encounter and mourned Li Dashe's "first kiss". Take another look at the hand-held quilt, the expression of pain is shaking up, that expression is like a little angry daughter-in-law. Pitan stood up and threw the quilt away. He shouted to the two actors, "have you laughed enough? Don't come to help if you laugh enough.". The child star Li Xiaofeng looks at each other, and rearranges the bed of the egg together, and reinforces it under the strong demand of the child star. When they finished making their beds, Li Ling came out of the bathroom pale and shaking step by step, and said powerlessly, "I'm going to kill some of you, scum. It's a scum.". They all smiled helplessly. At this time, he sat on the chair, and then "ah" was occupied. The child stars followed the sound, only to see the wet and steaming on the bottom of the egg, and then to see the chair, there were several small cages with rotten intestines and several flat pancakes that could not be flattened any more lying askew. The child star clapped his head and shouted: "I bought breakfast for you. Just now I made the bed for the eggs and put them on the chair. Who knows Li Ling and Su Xiaofeng are furious at the sound: "preserved eggs. I'm going to kill you. "Then came the pain howling of the egg