I said, "Lance, I missed you." He didn't answer.

I repeated, "It's been a week since I last saw you."

His eyes were still shut, and he blurted, "Last time you misbehaved. You reprimanded me for taking advantage of Tatiana. I didn't like your tone of voice and decided it was time to end our relationship."

"Lance, please, don't do it. I like you and... your marvelous penis."

"Clitty, you have a wife. Isn't it enough?"

"Since I met you, my life has changed. I need your cock to cum."

"Look, like you said, I offended your wife. A good husband should cut all ties with a guy who does...