Early afternoon on Saturday, the girls were away with their buddies. I was watching a ball game on TV, and was oblivious to Tatiana's preparation for her birthday party at Lance's. I was wearing jeans and a T shirt. However, it turned out that my wife's idea of a birthday bash was different. She wore the short, tight black dress with the front zipper, which I bought for her for Valentine's. She looked smashing: It looked like it was tailored to her body. The only issue was that anything she wore underneath that dress would have been easily visible. I inspected her figure and saw no panty lines or evidence...