"Well, who knows how to take care of a boy better than his mom?" I gave myself credit for getting through the line with a smile and not an eye roll or snapping at Dan for this being stupid.

"You're the best, mom." Nick declared and I wanted to laugh when I saw him roll his eyes as he said it.

"She is getting good though." I placed my hand on the back of Candy's head and urged her to suck faster by pulling on her hair. "Speaking of being taken care of, those fingers feel pretty damn good, but I can think of something that would feel better."

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