"I love that dress on you." That comment was followed by her giving auntie a long look up and down and even with me standing there, making a show of licking her lips.

"Thank you," Auntie replied and to my surprise just as obviously checked out the blond who was wearing a miniskirt I doubt she could bend over in without giving the entire lobby a show. "And I love how little of that skirt is on you."

"Oh." The blond smiled, and producing a card from her wallet, handed it to auntie. "Then maybe you can give me a call and we can talk fashion at a great club...