"Uh, yeah right." Fuck! Jeff swore to himself. Why the hell had he mentioned a girl that didn't even fucking exist?

"But hey, do yourself a favor, bro." Jimmy went on. "Go wash your face."

"My face." Jeff repeated, still trying to recover from the Jill fuck up.

"Yeah, you know how mom gets all mushy when we're all together. You don't want to kiss your mother with pussy on your face do you?"

***** Jeff stretched out on the old twin bed he hadn't slept in since Christmas when Jimmy had come to visit and sighed. Man, this sucked. Down the hall mom was lying alone in their big...