"Well frankly speaking," Mom stopped and giggled. The sound of that giggle along with her eyes told me she had been back into the wine and I prepared myself for what she would come out with. "Your dad doesn't like to lick pussy."

"Mom!" So much for being prepared.

"Look, you can tell me Kelly doesn't suck cock, I can say that."

"But I didn't say it like that."

"Because you're talking like a kid not a grown up and I want you to..." she paused and looked me in the eye, "I need you to be an adult for this conversation, Sean, you'll see why soon."

"Sure, but talking...