"Telling him the truth." Jeff interrupted. "Funny, that didn't work for us when we were kids. Hey, I didn't lie about breaking the window. I just didn't say I did it."

"Don't get smart." Karen rolled her eyes. "Just because you fuck me doesn't mean I'm not still the parent here."

"Wow, you should make that into some type of Hallmark card." He cracked.

"Like I've said before, Jimmy is like everyone else. He would never suspect it so we don't have to tell anyone."

"Jimmy's not everyone, he's family," Jeff didn't back off. "Mom. I feel like an asshole doing this behind his back."

"I know, Jeff." She propped...