He finally trails his eyes up and down my outfit although no visible facial expressions to tell if he still thinks I’m fuckable like this. Not that I care—much.

“I feel like I’m in a dream and it’s slowly turning into one of those uncomfortable daymares.” I point out sarcastically and get an eye to the ceiling in a ‘save me already’ gesture as we travel downstairs. Alexi sighs heavily and throws me a pensive glance.

“Fine. Flowers, chocolates, calling you Hunny Bunny or some other vomit inducing term. Just don’t complain when I have to beat people to level myself out a little. I can’t do nice without balancing...