“You better believe it mate because if you take another damn hoe on a date ever again, those words will become your reality. I’m crazy enough to poison you and then cut your manhood off to make you choke on it.” It’s only half in jest with a stern tone and warning glare and Alexi lifts his hands defensively, palms outwards towards me as he breaks into a chuckle. A grin widening across his handsome face.

“You outed us … gossip will be moving faster than cocaine through the port, so I don’t think anyone expects to see me dating anyone else. You are the only date from here on...