Today is my birthday; I'm turning 17, and I'm a cheerleader at my school. I have everything I want.

Dad - Daughter, we need to talk.

Hayden - Yes, Dad?

Dad - We want you to marry my friend's son to unite our two companies into one.

Hayden - Are you crazy? I just turned 17!

Mom - It's to secure your future and ours. We've never asked you for anything, dear.

Hayden - Alright, parents.

Parents - Thank you, dear.

(Hello, I'm David Navarro. I'm 30 years old and I'm going to be a math teacher at my parents' school; they own the school.)

Dad - Hello, son.

David - Hi, Dad.

Dad - Your mother and I want you to marry our friend's daughter to merge the companies and make them one strong entity.

David - What? I know that if I object, they'll marry me off anyway.

Mom - We're ensuring a future for you, son, and for us. Remember, we've never asked you for anything.

David - Alright, and who is the girl?