Lu Yun is lying on the soft bed, tossing and turning.

asshole, what's the matter? Isn't that old man lying to himself? Just in case it's true, what should we do? Would you like to try someone?

an image appears in Lu Yun's mind. In an instant, Lu Yun vetoed it. Lu Yun didn't even want to have a little relationship with the little girl, even though they had dolls.

what's bothering Lu Yun? It's really as long as a piece of cloth.

Lu Yun is a senior three student. Well, he has just been promoted to senior three, and is about to face a severe situation of college entrance examination. Er, it has nothing to do with Lu Yun's troubles, because he has never worried about his study, and it is useless to worry about it.

actually, Lu Yun is very good. Apart from not liking learning, not liking sports, not liking labor, not liking teachers, there are no shortcomings. Lu Yun's ultimate motto is: I am an alien, a place with many people, dangerous!

well, it's a long way to go. To put it bluntly, Lu Yun's character is not very gregarious. Once school is over, he will leave school, but there is another witch in her family. So whenever after school, Lu Yun will go to an antique market near the school, and go there. Of course, it's just a stroll. Lu Yun is absolutely not moving, What should I do if I break a rotten vase and then it's killed by someone? Whenever I think of my thoughtfulness and precaution, Lu Yun will always be complacent.

it happened in the antique market just after Lu Yun came home from school.

as for the antique market, in addition to many Taobao shops, there are also a lot of physiognomy people in the market. Of course, as a new generation in the 21st century, Lu Yun always sneers at these things. Today, however, he is caught by an old fortune teller.

although it's just a light catch by the old fortune teller, it's a heavy stroke in Lu Yun's life.

OK, let's get back to the point. Lu Yun is forced to sit in front of the scruffy old fortune teller and play with the corner of his clothes nervously. Because it's hot today, Lu Yun bought more bottles of drinks. Of course, some of them were pocketed by the beautiful female team leader, so now there's only two yuan and thirty cents left in Lu Yun's pocket, neither Knowing that there is not enough money for fortune telling, Lu Yun now is very nervous and scared. Sure enough, the ancients did not deceive me. Iron rice is steel, and RMB is heroic courage.

"your name is Lu Yun." A profound look, the slovenly old man is a surprise to Lu Yun. You are 17 years old Seeing Lu Yun's surprised appearance, the slovenly old man decided to make more efforts and said.

Lu Yun was so shocked that he almost didn't kneel on the ground. His face was pale, and he said with trembling in his mouth, "great Xia, hero, don't be fooled by my appearance. In fact, my family is very poor. As the saying goes, the three generations of poor peasants are my family. I plan to spend my life in the farmland, so you must not kidnap me, because my family If you can't pay the ransom, even if you really intend to kidnap, then don't tear up the ticket. You have to think about how many people I have to support if I cultivate an extra mu of land. Even if you are for the people who are still wandering on the line of hunger and food and clothing, please do well! "

hearing Lu Yun's words from the bottom of his heart, the slovenly old man was almost moved to tears. Well, why is his face pale? It's not going to be angry, is it?

the slovenly old man clapped his hand on Lu Yun's forehead. In the eyes of Lu Yun, Mars was shooting all around. Well, Jupiter also came.

"I don't care, damn it, this task is a mess. There are so many wonderful flowers in the world. I haven't seen such wonderful flowers." The slovenly old man's eyes leaped violently and almost didn't jump out. He pulled Lu Yun's collar in one hand and said fiercely, "boy, I said, listen to you, you dare to talk nonsense, I've ruined you."

Lu Yun still has sparks in his eyes. Smell the words and nod his head. The old man has great strength. Lu Yun doesn't want to have another try.

"just now I gave you something. That's to give you back your ability. Evil eyes and evil pupils. As long as you stare at a creature's eyes for more than 30 seconds, that creature will fall in love with you. Make good use of it yourself." As soon as the slovenly old man finished, Lu Yun's collar was loosened, and an old man disappeared in public.

Lu yunmu is gaping. Why is he missing? How can he be missing? Magic? It's not like that.

thought for a long time. At last, he went home and lay on the bed. Lu Yun still didn't understand. However, he made up his mind to try and see if the pupil skill of that evil and demon was true or false.

Lu Yun has no burden in his mind. After a second, he falls asleep.

…… What is the happiest thing in life? Counting money, counting hand cramps, sleeping and waking up naturally. So what is the most tragic thing in life? Counting money, counting hand cramps, others, who sleep to wake up naturally, late.

Damn it, now Lu Yun is encountering the most pitiful thing in the world. Look at the two hands of the bedside alarm clock, one short, pointing to a number like 7, one long, pointing to a number like 6. Have you seen the zombie movie starring master Lin Zhengying? Yes, Lu Yun is like the zombie, jumping up from the bed as fast as lightning. His waist hasn't even been bent. It's really a great sight in history.

while Lu Yun was dressing quickly, a note beside the alarm clock caught his attention.

Lu Yun took it in his hand and wrote, "good sleep is the guarantee of people's life and learning, which helps people better deal with the destruction of the earth. In order to let you have a better rest, I will turn off the alarm clock for you. Thanks! The lovely Wuyan stay. "

Lu Yun's heart, liver, spleen, lung and kidney are all about to explode with Qi. This hateful devil should have asked the hell's Yama to take her away.

but there's no time to complain. Lu Yun, dressed in a hurry, picked up the hellokitty schoolbag that had been with him since he was in primary school, flew out of the house and rushed to the punishment hall and School of hell.

at this point, it's impossible to enter from the school gate, because the security guard of the school will also remember the name. Lu Yun doesn't want to be summoned by the headteacher who has beautiful appearance but devil character in his class. In fact, for a long time, Lu Yun thinks that the headteacher who is only 24 years old has reached the menopause ahead of time.

Lu Yun turns into an alley from the main road to the school. He turns around and comes to a small forest with only a few hundred square meters. Next to the forest is a broken two-story hut, which is a famous ghost house. Of course, Lu Yun always thinks that it's just a false story, and next to the forest is the school wall.

Lu Yun skillfully climbed up the tree, jumped lightly onto the school wall, and with the help of the lush leaves to cover, he began to observe the surrounding situation. As for why Lu Yun was so careful? Lu Yun had to spit out the bitter water in his heart.

this is a very ordinary high school. It's just a perversion of this school, which makes Luyun feel numb. Have you heard about the relationship density between male and female students? No, Then you have to see.

boys and girls can't be under the same umbrella. Boys and girls have to be alone. Boys and girls can't eat together. Boys and girls can't study alone in a classroom. Anyway, they can't be alone.

can't be alone. It depends on how you fall in love!

However, teachers will never think of what a sacred truth it is to have policies on the one hand and Countermeasures on the other, because this school rule can't be alone, such a dialogue often occurs in girls' dormitories.

a pretty girl flirts with a girl who doesn't have a good face and says, "Xiao Hong, please help me. Today, my boyfriend said that he would give me a surprise and you would go with me!"

after promising two meals, the girl who didn't grow well finally agreed to go to see her boyfriend with the beautiful girl. Two girls and one man didn't break the rules of the school. What a great challenge. What's more, teachers are also old ideas. Who said that love is a man and a woman? In today's increasingly unbalanced ratio of men and women, cough That's a lot. Anyway, it's like domino effect. Because of this measure of the school, the girls in the school who don't grow well are very popular.

actually, Lu Yun doesn't know what to do. Why don't those girls want to help those girls who look better than them?

well, to get back to business, the reason why Lu Yunhui is so careful is that the school's attitude towards late arrival is as strict as that of early love.

that is the two high-voltage lines in the legend. If you touch them, you will die.

late, that's to read the confession on the platform at the flag raising ceremony. It's such a bad idea, and I don't know which pervert came up with it. In fact, Lu Yun has always had an idea, that is, to appoint all the students of the school to be late together. At that time, look at the school's reluctant to spend a week listening to the confession report. Of course, there is absolutely no one here Will respond. Even if the students respond, the parents will not agree.

in the rush hour of being late, the school always arranges teachers to patrol around the fence, which is why Lu Yun has to observe the surrounding conditions.

it's safe around. Lu Yun looks like 007. His face is grim. He jumps down from the fence and rushes to a place covered.