He looked surprised to have been called upon, taking a moment to collect himself as Quinn prepared herself for one of his terribly told stories, renowned for providing details painfully slowly and often in the wrong order, skipping over all the most interesting parts.

"I met this girl while I was camping on the Inca trail, she was a bit older and we got chatting then we just kind of... yeah." said Will, already unsure how to go on.

Quinn had heard the story before so decided to continue it in his stead, "He was barely twenty and she was nearly 10 years older. He had been hiking for a...