"We are, however, not certain whether she would benefit more from her release from her current status, or if this will serve as an object lesson to her for future contact with strange individuals. Therefore, we are not ordering her release until the following school year, on the condition that she complete the current school year as a pet slave. Failure to complete the year as a pet slave under the training and care of the cheerleading squad will result in her status being permanently changed to pet slave. While enslaved, she will be required to act as the school mascot, and be expected to perform at all school functions...