As we watch the movie, I see her sneaking quick peeks at my cock. This won't do. I am going to get hard and it will freak her out. Slow. Wait for her. So, I walk into the kitchen for some water and head out to the deck for a bit overlooking the lake. I fall asleep in the warm sun and the next thing I know as I wake, Lacey is standing next to me with surprise in her eyes, her blanket still pulled around her.
"Daddy? Why is your thingy, I mean your cock sticking up?"
Oops.
"Well, baby girl, cocks do that when they feel good."
"What...