"Well that song is from Armageddon, the love scene between Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler, but it's sung by Stephen Tyler and I always thought it would be kinda weird to have your dad sing the song for your love scene in a big movie, but when you sang that to me, just now, it was one of the prettiest things I'd ever heard, and I think that if it was my dad singing, it wouldn't have sounded so sweet, so... I'm glad you're not my dad."

I kissed her again, "I'm glad I'm not your dad, too, Hazel." Add that to the list of things I didn't expect to...