30 Minutes later I pulled my little Honda civic into a space at 3 Star mall. Now our town isn't huge like some of them but it did have a nice 2 story mall. My favorite store is Sally's boutique. There is a huge sign in the window that reads. "Big women are beautiful to."

Don't be fooled by the name though. It is actually a clothing store designed for bigger girls. Does pretty good business from what I've seen to. Anyway, I made my way through the crowded mall till I came to Sally's. Now Sally is a short, redheaded butterball. I swear she is as big around as...