Spotting her downward spiral, Kelsey placed a calming arm around Dina's shoulders and took a deep breath, trying to keep the both of them from a meltdown. As ever, she exuded the reassurance of an older sister, and performing the gesture made her think of the insipid 'Would you rather' questions her big sister would always insist on playing. Both options were invariably awful so the only way to resolve it would be to focus on the logic alone. For instance, Kelsey argued that while walking in on someone having sex was embarrassing, it was surely better than having someone walk in on her - at least then she could...