In hindsight, I am SO GLAD I didn't just do it in the bathroom. I felt embarrassed by the whole thing, but really that was just my reaction to things being so unexpected for me. Part of me was already asking whether or not I even had anything to be embarrassed ABOUT. Clearly, Mom and Dad weren't being shy around me. Did I really care if they saw me with an erection? I folded my trousers on the hangar, took a few deep breaths and tried to prepare myself for what I'd see when I opened the door again...

I wasn't prepared.

By this point, both Dad and Mom were...