Carmen grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me aside. I simply laughed and continued to move out of her way and towards the TV to entertain myself. Flipping through the channels, I found something to pass the time while my girlfriend was in the bathroom. What I thought would be a few minutes turned into a quarter of an hour. Concerned about the time, I had to check on Carmen.

"Oy!" I spoke with a fake, British accent, "what are you doing in there?"

"I'm shaving my nest, you little perv." she responded with an equally fake accent.

I took a moment to laugh, considering we both saw the...