Okay, remember who everybody in this series is? Here's your refresher:

Hero: some random nice guy. Who cares?

Heather (Peaches): smart, sweet, buxom, blonde teen freshman with a fetish for making weird connections, helping people, alcohol, and sex.

Samantha: shrewd, not-so-sweet, petite, slender, dark-haired twenty-something with a knack for putting herself in other people's shoes and figuring out what they want.

Tracy: the statuesque Australian blonde that "got away" - she and Hero shared a brief romance in Thailand when they were vacationing together as teens. They were intimate one night but she chickened out on actual intercourse. She's still a virgin but with help from Heather, she's found Hero...