To be honest, I still can't believe my mom and Daddy are getting a divorce.

When he first told me, I thought maybe I'd dreamed it up as post-orgasm wishful thinking. But no, sure enough, here we are, two months later, and she's packed her bags and moved out. It turned out she'd been cheating on Daddy with some younger guy at her workplace, so the divorce wasn't solely driven by me seducing Daddy in the first place.

Now that my stupid mom is out of the picture and living with that other guy, my daddy and I can finally enjoy ourselves the way I've always wanted. We can sleep...