This has to be the worst Spring Break in history.

Not only have I been forced to come home for break to house-sit for my stupid parents, who decided to jet off to the Bahamas for a whole month, but I'm also stuck here with my even stupider older brother, who exists purely to piss me off.

Grr.

My friends are all partying in big cities, drinking their weight in tequila and fucking whoever they want, day and night.

And here I am, stuck in my childhood home, horny as hell and bored out of my mind.

My brother James could definitely look after the house while my parents are...