SCOTT

Sunday morning was the first crisis of our new household. Despite being naked for much of the time, Julia didn't spend a lot of time in front of a mirror looking at herself. Mostly applying make-up and she didn't need to do so frequently when she was spending much of her time naked in the house. So when she looked at herself in front of a full length mirror after a shower the next morning and really saw a baby bump for the first time, she panicked.

"Oh no," she wailed, "it's happening."

"What's happening?" Lisa was the first to ask, freaking out herself since no one knew what...